According to our government, April is National Donate Life Month. Why the government waited until the month was half over to announce this is anyone's guess, but it is the government, so I guess we should consider it a major success that the notice came out before June. The announcement focuses primarily on organ donations, but for our purposes, the really important aspect of all this is the possibility of donating your achilles heel, which could provide somebody with a brand new ACL. So kill yourself today and donate your tissues! Just kidding. Don't do that. I hear death can be a very permanent condition. But you should, if you're so inclined of course, sign up today to be an organ and tissue donor, so when you go, well, at least some of you won't go.
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