His performance on the football field has always hinted at it, but now there's proof that Tom Brady is indeed an alien. His surgeon, Neal ElAttrache raved today about Brady's incredible recovery from ACL reconstruction last year:
"With regard to his recovery of strength, I've never seen anything quite like it," ElAttrache said to the Times. "With an average person, it would have taken probably twice as long to get range of motion and strength back."
And this despite the fact the Brady suffered a staph infection after his surgery.
And it's not as if ElAttrache is new at this surgery thing. He's previously operated on other star athletes, including the Los Angeles Lakers' Kwame Brown and the Dodgers' Jason Schmidt. So he knows a thing or two about a thing or two.
So it's pretty clear that Brady is an alien life form, probably escaped from Roswell. I wonder if the NFL rules say anything about aliens. But I guess we shouldn't be surprised that if there is an alien in the NFL, it would have been picked up by Bill "anything to win" Belichick. On a positive note, maybe we can use Brady's amazing recovery abilities to help others who have to undergo ACL reconstruction.
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